why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Xena: Warrior Princess 5x17 | Kindred Spirits
what do lesbians do when they’re both on their period
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
lets play “which download link is the real one”
FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!
automatic reblog. every time.
jensen playing dean playing jensen playing dean giving advice to jared playing sam playing jared playing sam and both are acting like misha playing misha playing cas
FOURH WALL?? WE NEVER HAD ONE
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight
Should I know of Logan City?
it’s between goldie and brisbane
I had never heard of Logan City before right now. Sorry about that, Logan.
Hey theres my house!
the gay agenda
or as i call it
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!